Ole Christian

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!

person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!

by xxelmexx February 13, 2020

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Christian

Christian is an absolute best friend you could ever have, he will help you through your struggles, he is the type of person that would make everyone in his group laugh and joke around with his mates, he is a very sporty person and very fit, he does not show his emotions to his mates and will pick a fight with anyone he likes, he would also spar one of his mates either at school or at home. Christian falls in love really quickly and is wishing if his crush likes him back. He will always be the top one in his group of friends. You might really want a Christian in your life because he is the kind of person that will roast you but then he would hug you and say it was all a joke he will randomly say he loves you. He has a good jawline likes to show it off when he is taking a selfie. If you meet a Christian in your life make him feel loved and he will love you back.

Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW

by david0987 September 18, 2019

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Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.

Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”

by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 4, 2022

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Christian

Christian is caring to people he likes if ur mean then he will hate you especially if it’s to his homies or his girl. He loves people and doesn’t mind showing it, when he’s passionate abt someone he will tell them every day. And to his girl he will love you he will dance with u he will hug you he will tell you he cares abt u. And he’s hot so if ur his girlfriend be ready to be hearing a lot of people telling you ur lucky and he will show you off, hype you up but he does get jealous easily, it’s only cuz he want you to be his and want to be yours so you should find it at least a little cute, he is great even if ur just friends then he’s loyal and funny and will make fun of you if ur annoying him but he can also be annoying which sometimes just makes him more adorable

Christian: hey you look so pretty today

His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe

by Babe_🤤 July 18, 2020

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Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 5, 2024

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