Bitch Baby

/biCH/-/ˈbābē/

What you call your brother when he complains about something pathetic and he ends up crying from you calling him a "bitch baby"

Rin: god, i fucking hate haru, but he's so hot, but god i fucking hate him...
Kou: Your such a fucking bitch baby
Rin: *cries* i'm not a bitch baby!

by Claudeishawt101 November 14, 2017

Dead Baby

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

by MyHeadHurts October 29, 2007

Bastard Baby

A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!

Amy: Your baby is so cute!

Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

Baby Mama

A young single mother who does not work, and only wakes up to get dressed up in her hoochie gear and acrylic shoes, just so she can push her baby around all day in it's stroller. She does this so she can find a new baby daddy.

"Did you see that baby mama in town? Probably just trying to find a new baby daddy."

by Me Ahna July 20, 2005

baby killer

A drink consisting of straight vodka on the rocks. Baby killers are rated on a scale of 1-10, based on the amount of babies they could kill. Generally, cheaper vodkas will increase the bk content.

"Bartender, I'll have 2 baby killers please."

by dabk March 15, 2009

Baby Ears

When you push your erection down and your balls come out the sides to form a face.

I walked into the room. and he turned around to show me his baby ears.

by Zinanni March 3, 2009

g-baby

this super-fly, awesome upcoming rapper, who likes to get jiggy wit it
he grew up in the mean streets of st pete, and had to resist the temptation that is all throughout the IB program

-i wanna hear G-baby rap, cuz he is so fly
-yeah, G-baby's shit is da bomb

by anonymous February 16, 2005