bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014

holy bang

An extraordinary event, an exclamation of joy, a celebration of life. Use sparingly to preserve its gravity.

HOLY BANG! We made it to the playoffs!

by wh0 asked November 11, 2025

Pelly Bang

A man who is not so good which is not so good and pretty bad

Oh no! It's Pelly Bang
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!

by Pelly Bang May 12, 2023

Big bang

For the people that don't like the big hand job explanation, how could anybody know that the Big bang is fact? No humans were alive more than a few million years ago they say, to verify that there was any Big bang, so it seems like speculation rather than fact.

Not everybody is going to like a joking explanation of something, even the Big bang, but that doesn't mean people shouldnt question it.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

banging riding

It's when someone is riding really good.
This term is also used from Snoop Dogg.

I'm banging riding, but doin' it good!

by SeedXero November 2, 2013

banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master May 8, 2016