ASSHOLEE

It is the person who calls you an ASSHOLE.

It is a word derived from ASSUREHOLE.

The SUPREME MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

Joe called me an ASSHOLE the other day as that would make Joe the ASSHOLEE.

Notice UR ASSHOLE is designated as ASSHOLEE who is an ASSUREHOLE.

It got even more ridiculous after LED ZEPPELIN HOUSES OF THE HOLY as it became the ASSHOLEE in charge.

by METE MEAT MEET May 7, 2021

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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

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