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Christian❤️

Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
Christian❤️ is a wonderful friend(and boyfriend❤️)
Christian❤️ always beats me in video games.
by NessieG February 21, 2019
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Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters
I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.
by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022
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Christian

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022
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Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
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fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Christian brothers Lewisham

Pretty wank at soccer, think there too shit most of the time but they are a bunch of faggots when it gets to the dressing room. Bunch of ugly and smelly wogs that bat eachother off in the bathroom.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.
“Once upon a time, i went to christian brothers lewisham and I had to leave imminently due to almost being sucked off in the cubicals.”
by Christian Brothers Lewisham September 4, 2022
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Christian Foushee

cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.
"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
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