haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
by heccarina June 18, 2018
Dont be an Asshole
by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021
"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 07, 2024
Somebody who keeps asking you, " is that a PRIME NUMBER?
Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.
An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.
Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.
An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.
You are such a PRIME ASSHOLE as being so PERFECT PRIME as it never adds up that it still be a PRIME NUMBER so stop asking , " is that PRIME"?
Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.
Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained
Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.
Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained
by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021
That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."
Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."
Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
by McDoodles October 27, 2014
hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!
by bROD November 29, 2013
My friend joined my discord server to be a rule-breaker asshole, I am so mad.
That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.
That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.
by MindOfPika August 10, 2022