Asshole

~a person who acts like a jerk~

first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin

first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄

by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021

Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021

Asshole

Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it

You such an asshole, God, u always want to control something...

by iloveinfo September 5, 2021

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

ASSHOLE QUOTE

It plays off of the song EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD by TEARS FOR FESRS

SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL QUOTE

ASSHOLE FART

A true ASSHOLE gives an ASSHOLE QUOTE , "it's my own remorse , CURT SMITH , yes , like I know you know the MORSE CODE and your sending it again.

Here is an ASSHOLE QUOTE as you ripped my dress dumb ass as that makes me incognito the female GET UP as media jerk , the female bullshit, "DUNB SHIT" so now I give a BRAGGADOCIO quote , " a person is only as great as their memory is" and SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL has an impeccable memory for nearing relevant facts and supporting proof plus SHE HE UT whatever you want to address knows how to play the decided GAME pretty much I will say decently.

JOHN just gave an amazing ASSHOLE QUOTE as he FARTED really loud and everybody at this 260 capacity restaurant headed his ASSHOLE QUOTE sound off.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 9, 2021

ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.

I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021