im just a girl

a get out of jail free card for women

used on tiktok a lot

Jack - “did you just run over that family of five???”

Jessica - “im just a girl.”

by kittyk4ts June 13, 2024

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 10, 2014

I'm just a girl 🥺

When a girl says or does something so devilish and illegal or obsessed with her crush, she says or texts "I'm just a girl" "Just a girl"

Girl 1:I miss him, his smell, his veiny hands, everything about him.
Girl 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL.
Girl 1: I'm just a girl 🥺

by HazeGaze April 6, 2024

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024