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5 finger strookman

Where the middle finger and the ring finger penetrates the vagina and the thumb caresses the clit and the remaining two support for maximum pleasure
Hi Karen, I am gonna 5 finger strookman you so hard until you bleed!
by Jimbo mc fag May 28, 2016
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5 quarters no pennies

"Hey Anthony... 5 quarters no pennies"
by Elmagueystl32 May 23, 2016
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ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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Happy 5

A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.
Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”
by Orangbutane May 6, 2018
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Wi-5

To deliver a high-five to someone from a distance and/or without making physical contact. Especially useful across a video call or to prevent the spreading of germs.
Nice job... wi-5, fam!
by Thunderfloof January 9, 2020
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The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.
I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.
by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020
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J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral
Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5
by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020
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