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Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!
by KirbyVibe_Check November 5, 2020
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Mesozoic Death Roll

When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
by facefuckingheadpusher June 13, 2018
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declining download death

(n). The frustrating process of having a seemingly fast download sporadically begin to slow its download speed gradually until reaching zero k/b per second. What was once a promising download is now a dead 1/2 song or file that will not move.
Dude I've been trying to download that new Lil Wayne mixtape all day but there's so many people downloading it that it's hard to get a good link. All 10 tries have resulted in declining download deaths. Sucks.
by quignugget April 27, 2010
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Ill Unspeakable Death

When someone is killed so brutally that no one has any words to describe it! It was so gory and nasty that the human brain cant even think of a way to depict it.
Those people suffered an Ill Unspeakable Death.
by Nastroff January 10, 2009
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Death from Behind

The destruction of the anal cavity by a very large penis or artificial member yet somehow still leading to mutual pleasure
Jared said he was going to give his girlfriend ‘death from behind’, she laughed and said “Not with that thing you’re not”
by The Real McAboy February 19, 2020
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Death By Washing Machine

Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)
Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.

Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.
by Half Life March 17, 2011
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Murder-Death-Kill

Murder-Death-Kill is the name of a rap song by 7L and Esoteric, featuring Demigodz associate Celph Titled. Available on the album DC2: Bars of Death. Eso and Celph rip this track up, some of the dopest gangster shit you'll hear. Or at least Celph's verse.
Eso: It's murder-death-kill
Celph: Or it's kill death murder
Eso: Celph push they wig back
Celph: ES push it back further
Eso: You comin out your face?
Celph: We handle beef to the bone marrow
Eso: No matter if it's Demigodz
Celph: Or Army of the Pharaohs
by ramzacloud October 30, 2006
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