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Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.

His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!

Max: what's up?

John: I made a friend named Christian!

Max: wow your so lucky man!

John I know right?
by Hooni_Supreme♡ July 11, 2023
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Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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Christianity +1

Being a normal Christian but also having a plus one in the relationship
I have converted to Christianity +1
by Dreamgamerx July 29, 2023
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.
uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
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Super Christian

a Christian who limits the work of the cross to Christians alone; an enemy of the work of Christ at the cross; typically found hating the word "all" and distancing themselves from Paul the Apostle.
Super Christian Jil: "All mankind means all christians, not all mankind"
Ace: "Yes Jil, we know—you are a super christian"
Super Christian Jil: "what's a super christian?! define your terms!"

Super Christian Jil: "These universalists are gonna start chanting 'all in all... all in all... all in all'"

Super Christian Jil: "Yes all in all who are christians Ace"

Justin: Annihilationist are unbelievers! For even as, in adam, all are dying, thus also, in Christ, shall all be put to life. ... that God may be All in all!
Super Christian Monty burns: Pretty simple really. If an atomic bomb were to hit New York and wipe out 90% of the population, and a news report said “All in New York were given food” you would take that to mean everyone who survived, not the people who died as well. Same thing in 1 Corinthians 15:28.

Super Christian Axiom: I believe eternal conscience torment is part of God's love.

Super Christian Eric: "it's not to late to repent yet ace"

Super Christian Layman's Seminary: I don't hold to the view that Christ's death for sins and resurrection is the reason one will be saved, but rather if you have eternal life.

Super Christian JG: *insert something about worldview that is extremely forgettable?*

Super Christian Brandon Irish: What do you mean you don't believe in free will?

Super Christian Jacksmack: Believe that you believe that you have eternal security or you will go to hell for not believing that you believe that you have it!!!11!1!!
by ibelievegod October 25, 2025
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Brady and Christian

The freakiest boys you will ever meet. Brady= submissive, Christian= dominant (but like to switch). The are the strongest, most hot boys you will ever meet and you will instantly be aroused being in their presence. Beware of this duo. And I repeat..... do not go on a two man unless you want to be fucking destroyed.
Ellie- Yo Brady and Christian are playing tonight
Their last two man- Beware... of... the... wap...
by glittersparksalltheway101 November 7, 2025
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