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Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.
Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020
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Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man
Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games
by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
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Jacob

A vey hot stud, who’ll always make you smile.
Jacob pleases all the ladies
by Fudgednoodle March 20, 2024
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Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.
Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."
by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019
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Jacob

A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.
by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019
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Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019
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Jacob

Can be a robot to some people... Very shy but okay to be around
by A1SloppyToppy May 27, 2019
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