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Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.
God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!
by anonymous September 6, 2023
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Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023
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Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.
Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.
by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023
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National Post Your Arch Pic Day

Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!
Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!
by PumpkinSlater21 October 7, 2023
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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day
*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023
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Post-Written Empathy

When a writer publishes a book/series and actually interprets the book like a reader while they were proof-reading and ends up empathizing with their own characters. Getting invested in their own story.
Person 1: I just finished proof reading my novel
Person 2: Ooh cool! Found any errors?
Person 1: I was too distracted, I ended up skipping over the errors because I got invested in the plot.
Person 2: But wait, didn’t you write the plot?
Person 1: exactly!!
Person 2: wow, so you got Post-Written Empathy the whole time?
Person 1: YES, WHY AM I INVESTED?? ITS MY OWN STORY
by bxndaid November 3, 2023
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