Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 02, 2024

Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone

God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.

by bozoalert May 28, 2022

Electric Leg

The sharp feeling in your legs giving a tingling sensation otherwise known as dead leg/pins & needles.

Coined by Froi Delacruz

"You coming out to play football?" "Yeah give me a second I got electric leg"

by Johnny wordsworth Davison September 06, 2019

Frog Legs

A recipe that would solidly match with shrimp when having a beach picnic. Someone then says it looks like it's time to catch this frog and hunt it!

"The frog's ribs are tasteless, why not have some frog legs?"

by LikeXD31 April 13, 2023

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 16, 2018

baby legging

to excessively pout, be sad, extremely upset, or to give a pitiful look at someone

my wife was baby legging at me last night because I didn't pick up extra fries for her.

the dogs are baby legging because I didn't give them any snacks today

by jiimbo69420 August 05, 2021

Josh's Leg

The most disgusting, vile, itchy thing in the entire universe.

Wow, your leg is so gross it looks like Josh's leg.

by LoveJoshsLeg March 27, 2018