Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.

Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

Real Deal Chesterfields

Top notch weed

"What you smokin there homie?"
" Got those real deal chesterfields fam!"

by beanbags December 9, 2016

Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

real nigga

erasmo

Erasmo is a real nigga.

by ybncordi July 17, 2018

Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255

Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*

by hypebeast42069 July 6, 2022