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Dead Dick Divorce

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021
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too dead to skin

She's too dead to skin, I don't think I can ever even talk to her again, much less go on a date.
by teddio June 14, 2011
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dead horse cliché

A cliché in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".
Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.
by TheWriter May 19, 2013
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Dead-Cat-Bitch

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012
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DEAD FUCKING APPLES

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"
by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018
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dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.
Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?
by Skūłł May 25, 2021
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Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006
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