Muffin

Someone who does the dumbest shit imaginable. They also do shit to get on people's nerves.

Your a Muffin!

by JLew2025 November 16, 2020

swag muffin peeps

Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.

Swag muffin peeps-
group of swaggy muffins

by MC_Scooty567 January 2, 2017

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

Muffin

Food for Breakfast

I had a muffin on way to work

by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge May 11, 2018

eshay eshay muffin

a cool person with dope vibes and good taste in music

person 1 : yo what do you think of that guy
person 2: yeah i recon hes an eshay eshay muffin

by eshay eshay muffin July 13, 2020