muffin

a curse word used by demons, it could replace "fuck" or "shit" to make the sentence look family friendly but in reality its not

OH MY GOSH YOU MUFFIN HEAD

by wekiou November 25, 2020

Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

by Hizzydoe June 1, 2018

Muffin show

The muffin is a very majestic creatures The muffin likes to eat other muffins if you come across a muffin run they will not take a chance to kill you to kill you

Muffin showssss

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

Muffin

A slang word to describe an English man or woman, called "idiot".

Here comes the muffins into the Shopping Centre.

Here comes the Muffins to spoil the Party.

by meman887 March 24, 2024

It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie

It’s Muffin time

by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021

Organic Muffin

Definition:
1. A word used to describe Someone, Somewhere, or Something that is rude, illegit, or just plain wrong.

Example:
1. Hey! Dont be an Organic Muffin just because I forgot to give you back your pencil after class!

2. Seriously? we're going to Abercrombie and Fitch? But that place is such an Organic Muffin!

3. Yeah, my computer was being an Organic Muffin and Froze.

by Near.Extinction. December 11, 2011