a dumbass or a pain in the ass
by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020
Get the dork muffinmug. The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022
Get the Muffin mouthmug. A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins
I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.
by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017
Get the muffin housemug. The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
Get the Fucking Muffinmug. John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012
Get the Muffin Hormug. steamed-muffin (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
Get the steamed muffinmug. 