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Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.
Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.
by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022
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Jake

A rapist that preys on 12 year old girls.
Woah dude, did you hear what Jake did to Ansley?
Yeah man he's a total rapist.
by FuZe Orbit October 30, 2018
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Jake

A happy lil' aussie kid. The icon of growth and the most adorable puppy in all of ENHYPEN and I-LAND. Has the most adorable giggle ever. Favorite hobby is challenging Park Sunghoon at everything. Stan ENHYPEN and stream Drunk-Dazed.
Person: There once lived-
Engene/Eggie : A HAPPY LIL' AUSSIE BOY NAMED JAKE (SIM)
by StanStrayKidsAndEnhypen April 26, 2021
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Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).
We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.
by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013
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Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia
Your such a Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia
by Jake golbert October 30, 2018
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Jake

Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.
by teckman275 September 17, 2020
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Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
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