Mexican Bean Butt

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.

I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

Bean-sprout

/ been-sprōut /
pronoun

1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.

2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phó.

"Hey John go clean up isle five a pack of Bean-sprouts just wreaked it again."

"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."

by AntonymsHater September 1, 2013

turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!

Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.

by ToddieB October 19, 2006

Edamame Beans

disgusting, premature soy beans. Usually eaten by asian girls who loves their yorkshire terrier

"I love edamame beans" "my mammy wont buy me more edamame beans" "i want edamame icecream"

by buddymaaaaaain March 3, 2017

Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

bean pouch

a bean is one's clitoris
a pouch is a bag that closes with a flap

so....yeah. a vagina, or a bag full of clits

dude! shut your bean pouch! i can smell it from here!

(gag noise)

by beaukoble October 17, 2008

Beans and Rice

When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her

Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!

by GiraffeAlina February 10, 2017