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pinny head

You're such a pinny head right now!
by djvodka March 7, 2011
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Grape Head

An immature "elementary school"insult given to you by a perverse and unsupervised 7 year old at taco bell
7 year old: "you're a grape head!"
You: "what does that even mean?"
by Jolly526 May 15, 2016
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quiz head

The questioning tilt of the head done by dogs, and sometimes people, when they are surprised or confused.
When you make that sound, your dog gives you quiz head.
by yahoo1234 January 22, 2011
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Head-struck

A blanket term used to describe ones mental/emotional state. Similar words to compare the meaning: Stressed, distressed, pissed-off, mad, literally mad, insane, crazy, lonely, depressed, sad, completely alone, horny, lustful, pseudo-koi-no-Yokan. Not to be confused or mistaken for the punk rock group from Ontario or the early Homosexual pornographic film.
Person 1: Yo let’s see what Steve is up to today
Person 2: Nah man..not Steve..
Person 3: Wait what’s up with Steve?
Person 1: Oh yeahh dude I forgot he’s seen a bunch of dead bodies
Person 3: Oh fuck dude hes a badass
Person 2: Yeah he just gets all head-struck sometimes thinking about that.
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Person 1: Bro why is Damon such a fucking douchebag
Person 2: He’s all screwed up from life
Person 1: Damn that explains why he’s so head-struck.
Person 2: Yeah just let him do his thing everything should work out
Person 1: Bro...what if we’re secretly being the douchebags though?
Person 2: FUCK got me all head-struck and shit thinking about it
Person 1: It’s ok man just breathe into the paper-bag
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Guy 1: AHH IM SO FUCKING PISSED I FEEL LIKE SHIT MY HEAD IS STINGING AND I THINK IM GOING SUPER SAYAN RIGHT NOW AHHH
Guy who hears Guy 1 going through some shit: Dam. Niggas all Head-struck daheyull. *dials his homie* Yo nigga let’s say a prayer for this guy
Guy on the Other line: Oh! Nam’ still got my ass feeling all head-struck hol’ On ima call my nigga and his niggas niggas. Need some Jesus

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Bros take Steve out to the strip-club
Steve hitting on stripper half-drunk: WOOO!Yeah! Yeg!What is Yeg short for?? I got this fucking ring let’s get hitched bitch!
/Bros who’re out with Steve/
Bro 1: Damn Steve is all over that chick
Bro 2: Yeah dude her name isn’t even Yeg he’s fuckin head-struck for sure
by thewildeone April 21, 2018
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Willy head

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.
Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head”
by Ooferganger May 23, 2019
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Head for bread

The act of paying someone for head. Head meaning to receive oral pleasure, and the bread meaning money.
Gavin wants to receive head for bread and is offering $50 plus a nice tip to anyone who does it.
by therealistgthrone December 18, 2020
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Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive
Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.
by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
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