Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Going ballastic; causing immense destruction, particularly against children and innocent bystanders. Similar to "going nuclear".
by inconcievable September 29, 2025

Ed Kanoi. Radio Personality. 99.9 Kiss FM. A passive aggressive, selfish, dishonest man-child who is “full of shit”.
by 808Church808 March 21, 2024

A term used to describe the undisclosed activities that P Diddy and his male counterparts indulge in.
by Jesus LaCroix April 15, 2024

Pull a full bitch:
My boy devin pulled a full bitch with his girl, he had to text her everyday and she would take hours to respond
My boy devin pulled a full bitch with his girl, he had to text her everyday and she would take hours to respond
by LightskinDaddy July 18, 2018

by AP17 June 26, 2020

1) An outlandish statement made to mock or satirize an established process or party which despite venue or deliverer calling for seriousness is perceived as charming and quirky; 2) only a statement perceived that Elon musk can get away with, without reprimand
by Wurdcrimes March 31, 2021
