When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.
Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.
by Lauren's Ex November 13, 2019
by BreadTaken January 11, 2021
by Assant July 31, 2022
The nickname given to United Dairy Farmers when a disgruntled person is forced to travel a long distance to the UDF to obtain what they need.
Horny Stud: "Damn it babe, it looks like I have make a run to UD Fucker"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"
by Ktgeorge September 16, 2011
Someone who has sex with a dirty butt or prostitute in the bushes where no one can see them,especially their spouse.
by 1disturbedimmortal March 26, 2022
by RatmanINC. February 21, 2024