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Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.
I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!
by philthebomb July 21, 2016
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Free Flights

When your significant other allows you to hook up with other people, but only when you're on vacation.
A: Dude, the girls here in LA are so hot!

B: Yeah! Too bad you have a girlfriend though..:
A: It's chill dude, she gives me free flights!

*high five*
by Magistyoung September 2, 2016
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Freebie Foul

When a friend or buddy rejects your offer or declines a Freebie due to allergies, dislikes or unfamiliarity to the Freebie.
Joe can't drink the Freebie Chai Latte because he doesn't drink milk, he committed a Freebie Foul.

Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.
by nme619 September 21, 2016
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Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area
man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!
by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016
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Free Jangling

When you come home from a long day of work (male) drop trow and let your jimmys jangle.
Wow what a long day. Looks like it's time to do some free jangling.

Eww babe. Put your jimmys away they're free jangling.
by Timothy Dong November 4, 2016
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Free Kiss

Kissing someone you aren't in love with just to please him/her. It could be with someone that gives you unrequited love. Its a technique to make rejection less harsh.
She gave me a Free kiss but never really liked me.
by DD2000 December 23, 2016
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free spin

When you and an ex, after being broken up for a few months, and neither of you are in a new relationship, sleep together one last time.
"Julie came over to pick up some stuff she left at my place and we ended up sleeping together."
"Oh, you took your free spin."
"What?'
"Yeah, it's perfectly acceptable to sleep together one last time. In order to put a positive punctuation mark on a relationship that may have ended badly, you get one free spin."
by JustTH January 28, 2017
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