When someone farts you are supposed to say fart you, so that that person knows that you know that they farted and that they should say excuse me
by Swagp200 January 9, 2017
Get the fart you mug.When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.
by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016
Get the weasel fart mug.A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.
group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough
by chronic procrastinator May 4, 2011
Get the lager fart mug.a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.
by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010
Get the fart smuggler mug.To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers
by taranto September 25, 2013
Get the fart train mug.The art of releasing consecutive and short bursts of gas from your ass hole resulting in squeak like noises.
Technique as follows;
Force gas build up out of your bowel by pushing and contracting the muscles in your anus. This will result in a suction like effect in which the gas will be released then recaptured producing a squeaky and satisfying sensation.
Technique as follows;
Force gas build up out of your bowel by pushing and contracting the muscles in your anus. This will result in a suction like effect in which the gas will be released then recaptured producing a squeaky and satisfying sensation.
''Daddy, I think there's a mouse in my room..''
''No honey that's just me suction farting in your closet. Go back to sleep.''
''No honey that's just me suction farting in your closet. Go back to sleep.''
by Beaver Bleeder January 5, 2014
Get the suction fart mug.When somebody announces that they farted even though they didn't. The victims are tricked into thinking this is the truth, and they mentally create the smell of a fart, thinking its real.
Guy 1: "Dude I just ripped a huge one!"
Guy 2: *breathes in* "Aww gross man, that's nasty!"
Guy 1: "Dude I'm kidding. I made a placebo fart."
Guy 2: *breathes in* "Aww gross man, that's nasty!"
Guy 1: "Dude I'm kidding. I made a placebo fart."
by SupaC July 20, 2010
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