Duck

evil but adorable water animal which may kill you and your family, basically walmart duolingo owl

Andy: OH MY BAZONKAS!! THE DUCK HAS A KNIFE!!!
Duck: *slowly heading towards andy with a knife*

by urban.ass July 14, 2023

Thumb Duck

The act of ducking your thumb down just as you're about to shake someone's hand. If done properly, your hand will slide past theirs, and they'll be left awkwardly grabbing your wrist, looking very confused.

Did you see that? I just thumb ducked the crap out of that chump.

by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009

Duck day

Duck Day begins on Saturday, December 11, it is a day to caress all the ducks in the world and make them happy. and it is to appreciate them

I'm really excited for Duck Day and it starts tomorrow! but I didn't find any in the park to pet him.

by TheMomazos December 9, 2021

Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.

Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!

by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019

Oven Duck

Some random thing Ryan Higa said.

"It's nearly 115 degrees and right now I'm roasting like an oven duck" - Ryan Higa

by MrSherlockholmes September 24, 2015

Duck Fuck

When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.

"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

Duck

Someone who isn’t bright and easily lied to

Maria’s boyfriend treats her like a duck

by Jackson Avery December 3, 2018