Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick

Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick

by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023

Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

Dying Duck

Expression: A really bad musician

Our orchestra sounds like dying ducks!

by Lily28s January 29, 2020

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

duck

duck or ducking is when you attack someone without any reason at all

poopy boi: ima come to school and duck u when i see u
water girl: no... im gonna duck u first before u even duck me

by chonkee September 30, 2020

Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

by Douski May 8, 2023

Duck butter

Duck Butter is the meth that's loaded into a pipe, burnt then scraped out.

Yo bro, let's smoke that duck butter.

by Artist mercurial December 12, 2019