David

1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER

"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"

by dsl345897 November 07, 2022

David

David means to be a punk

David is a PUNK

by Umexcusemewhat December 15, 2022

David

Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.

I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.

by Bigdullytruck31 December 15, 2023

David

A poet, such include: Life is a game of chess, a persons tears are like a flowing river, The shame of it, etc and etc. He could be the next world famous poet and you might not know it. He doesn't like to be called a poet though , but he is. So tease him about it until he follows his destiny.

OMG he is such a David
David the Poet is here
Omg Davids new line for his new poem is iconicccc

by tsohg. March 01, 2022

David

David

David

by November 23, 2021

David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅

P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby

by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023

David

Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.

“I heard he had a David”

“🤤”

by no34 November 01, 2023