crack and slurp

In order to fully enjoy balut, you must take these actions.
Not to be confused with crack and sizzurp... or any sexual action.

The almond-eyed man emerged from his boat, and proceeded to enjoy some balut by using the crack and slurp technique.

by yellowfellow1024 November 26, 2006

mexican crack shot

When you take a shot out of someone's ass crack.

Dude, I got this chick so drunk she took a Mexican Crack shot out of my ass!

by Randal Flagg November 30, 2007

crack ass bitch

someone who is extremely daft

that girl is a crack ass bitch.

by barneybitch May 12, 2019

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

crack smuggler hat

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.

Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!

by Monklee March 17, 2009

bum crack gravy

The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf

Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt

by Juicin' Mckracken-Stuff July 23, 2017

crack back betty

AN OLDER AGED WOMAN USUALLY LIVING IN EAST COUNTY OUT OF A WHITE MINI VAN. ADDICTED TO SELLING YOUR JUNK "COME UPS" & WHISTLING.
SHE IS USUALLY INCOHERENT TO NORMAL SOCIETY & WHEN CONVERSING WITH HERSELF SHE STILL TENDS TO MAKE NO SENSE. NOTHING SHE DOES HAS A PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR THE WIGGLING; YOU CANT HELP BUT GRAB A SEAT & WATCH UNTIL SHE VANISHES ON HER 10 SPEED.

DO NOT GET TO CLOSE OR FEED, THEY ARE KNOWN FOR BITING.

I RAN INTO CRACK BACK BETTY @ 315 THIS MORNING. I THOUGHT I HERD TWO PEOPLE ARGUING BUT REALLY I SAW THAT IT WAS ONLY HER....

by LIVNSAUCEY August 22, 2011