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Brown Bag Lunch 

When you shit your underpants to the point where they are ooey and gooey just like the Caramel Guy from Candy Land and you slide them over a girls face.
Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.
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Brown widow 

1) The offspring of a brown recluse and a black widow.

2) When there is blood in the shape of a black widow's diamond on your partners ass hole after anal intercourse.
Ex. 1: I almost got bit by a brown widow!

Ex. 2: I totally brown widowed my chick last night dude.
Brown widow by JamddL December 13, 2010
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brown fireworks 

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
brown fireworks by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2019

brown trash 

Normally mild mannered half indian, half filipina girl who go wile out on dey ex cracka suga daddy in da club after she busts him grindin on another ho.
Meena went brown trash on Brad's sorry ass when she caught him trying to double dip in da club.
brown trash by Fake Baby June 19, 2008

Brown Bread 

Not good, broken, not liked, rubbish. The words Brown bread describe anything that is not working or not as good as it should be.
The engine in your boat is BROWN BREAD!
Brown Bread by Who needs them. April 14, 2008

brown fuck off 

the worst end, the void, hell, etc.
I've travelled the world, in my mangy horse
singin my song, till my throat is hoarse
the pryere is dry, and the wind is cold
feeling so down, must be getting old
But if somethin' keeps me riding, is the knowledge of my fate
that old feeling in my bones that old death won't find me late


But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off

Life is hard, when it feels like and a slippery slope
but climb it, we have to do with with all our hope
and when night give out to day, and it fells liek nothin's new
wish I could rest this weary body, but I can't stop and take a pew
Cos this old cowboy only rides to save his soul
life is notin' but bein out of death on parole...

But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
brown fuck off by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004

brown leakage

the drainage of anal juices drippin from cavities besides the bum bum
Sandy Sue just got fucked like an animal, now there is brown leakage pouring from her ears.
brown leakage by billford June 17, 2004