To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
Get the Beat by the monkeysmug. Beats are arguably the most popular pair of headphones out there. Also some of the most expensive. They were designed by a rap/artist that goes by "Dr. Dre" and are only owned by cool kids.
Guy1: "Yo dump that shit pair of headphones ya got there, instead buy urself a pair of beats!!!!"
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."
by coolestkidever69420 August 7, 2019
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by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing October 8, 2025
Get the nothing beats a jet 2 holidaymug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Beat a Gavin day is a day on the 28th of September in which you can Beat anyone named Gavin and they CAN NOT fight back
by urmamasobigslol August 2, 2022
Get the beat a gavin daymug. by Master d.j June 17, 2018
Get the Kamikaze ass beatingmug.