Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.

Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.

Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.

"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"

by captainbohemia August 21, 2019

bone buzz

When you get high and feel it in your bones, body hight

Want to get bone buzzed? I’m so hight right now, I’m bone buzzed

by Pseudonymsteph September 2, 2019

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

bone crust

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018