jesus loves me

this is what children say after a good humping by Jesus

jesus loves me so much

by coollikesnoopy January 17, 2018

jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006

JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit

"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"

by KityKat November 6, 2007

defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008

Baby Raptor Jesus

An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.

Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!

Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!

by NathanielLiles November 23, 2009

jesus hooplah christ

Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.

Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!

by inersh October 21, 2009