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asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm
Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.
by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019
mugGet the asshole lassomug.

traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
by NicLydon April 15, 2017
mugGet the traveling assholemug.

Asshole

A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.
Her boyfriend is an asshole...
She has nothing left because of that asshole
by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Justin thinks Paige is an asshole
by Asslicker12456 December 28, 2020
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Person 1: Have you seen James he rejected every girl in school.
Person 2: Yeah he's such an asshole
by anonymous November 5, 2022
mugGet the Assholemug.

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
mugGet the Texan Asshole Blazemug.

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