summon your persona

Euphemism for suicide by gunshot to the temporal lobe, a reference to Persona 3.

"I have nothing left in this world." "So summon your persona already!"

by Momir Vig April 30, 2008

bag your face

Popularized by the Valley Girl movement in the San Fernando Valley.

Literally means you need to put a bag over your face, because you either need to shut up, or you're ugly.

Look at your nails and your lipstick, bag your face, please!

by Joshall July 27, 2010

check your vitals

To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.

Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.

by malmix April 27, 2007

Your Bizarre Adventure

A game on this website called ROBLOX and is based around Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and was developed by the ROBLOX user uzukee and it's community is run by Paragon (with the title uzi ass-kisser given by other devs and discord mods of the yea server). YBA is one of the only actual Good ROBLOX jojo games, along with Stand Upright, A Universal Time, and others. YBA was special though, it's one of the only games on the ROBLOX front page that is about an anime fandom. This game is also off branded due to uzu's fear of losing the game (which is understandable). Examples are The Universe (The World), Golden Spirit (Golden Experience), and others.

guy 1:Hey, Do you play Your Bizarre Adventure?
guy 2: Yeah, that game's hella fun, but I'm waiting for a new update.
guy 1: same, but I hear its gonna be great.

by FireFlareion January 29, 2021

sow your oats

To lead a promiscuous and self-indulgent lifestyle. Less stylistically, to nail lots of women before you settle down.

Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.

by SimpleMindedTed June 9, 2008

Keep your shirt on

Keep your shirt on is an old phrase used in a time when men would take off their shirts before they got in a fight. A classy way of saying chill out or don't over react

jim "I want to f*** him up!"
sally "keep your shirt on"

by gojanego1234321 September 12, 2009

who's your daddy?

Something to tell a hooker in the throes of passion while slapping her ass, or your missus which would either result in increasingly intense fornication or your status changing to single.

#The more the daddy issues, the more useful the phrase.

'Who's your daddy?' said Dr. Long as he slapped Nursie on the buttocks.
'You are' says Nursie (being a pornstar with issues and all)

'Who's your daddy?' says Fred.
'He died last month asshole' Sarah says as she slams the door on her way out.

by 4733D0M2 January 9, 2012