Pulling a Tom

“To pull a Tom” (Disparaging)
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.

Tom: Fuck I’m pulling a Tom!
Kevin: Oh no so you’ll be late?
Tom: skibidbi toilet

by Dom of Tom February 2, 2024

Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024

Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022

Toms opinion

An grumpy, negative opinion on all walks of life

Typical Toms opinion thought process

by 1905steven December 10, 2022

Tom Knox

Tom Knox, a man who is commonly mistaken for a player he has too much game and cant keep the pussy off of him.

U get so much pussy are you Tom Knox?

by Beerfungi December 19, 2022

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Tom

Skinny white dude with a big dick

That guy over there, he's a total Tom

by Staceys_mom_99 December 29, 2022