Cunt with legs

Someone so fat and floppy that they look like a cunt with legs.

" That fat bastard over there looks like a cunt with legs."

by TheKeyDifference May 15, 2018

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård January 02, 2016

Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.

Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!

by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016

Leg Head

A stupid ass bitch, who is very lazy. You can use this word for insults, but maybe don’t tell them the meaning.

“Hey leg head!”
“Oh hi! What does that mean?”
“Stupid ass bitch who is lazy!”
“WHAT!”

by JellyCreamBun June 21, 2020

Bra-legging

The smuggling of alcohol into a music venue, concealed in your bra. Often minatures of vodka as it is the most versatile for mixing.

Will you be bra-legging for the gig tonight?

by Llozzzz April 25, 2018

Flippin' Frog Legs

Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator

Flippin' Frog Legs, did you see that?!

by Flippin' Frog Legs February 21, 2021