Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.

I was donkey konging my hoe last night

by EggBlunt September 6, 2022

Donkey piss

slang for can we finish Naruto movie film extravaganza

Hey! Donkey piss.

by Jollof on the rocks March 13, 2021

Donkey Dick

A thick, long, tubular sausage, such as an Italian sausage or bratwurst. Donkey Dicks (or DD's) are frequently encountered as a fast food at sporting events.

Give me one of those donkey dicks with mustard and onions, please!
Honey, remember to grab the donkey dicks at Trader Joes?

by Camp420Guy October 25, 2023

Donkey Punch

To strike one in the head during intercourse.

Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.

by joechurro February 16, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Sarah’s hoopty truck

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”

by Emtff99 August 2, 2021

Donkey

Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!

Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.

Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!

Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.

by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025