Jake Dix

An unfortunate name with a fortunate soul. Greatly gifted at the art of throwing balls. Aka Jake the snake

Jake Dix throws a dirty bouncer

by Tomthelegend September 11, 2021

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a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 7, 2019

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Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends

Jake Kurz is such a weirdo

by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019

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Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!

Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!

by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021

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