Bouncy Tree

1.Fallen tree overlaying another fallen tree, making the top a bouncy sit for pot smokers. 2. Popular meet up spot for selling drugs. 3. See Back Door

"Yo let's me up a bouncy tree and burn one!"

by KilliePP206 December 13, 2007

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 26, 2021

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 04, 2024

fell out of a tree

orgasm

did you fall out of a tree?

oh, i fell out of a tree *wink cackle cackle*

by J.Fink&P.Boska November 20, 2008

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 04, 2022

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022