Eatin' Cookies

a polite way to say Snortin Crack

"Yo i called your phone but you aint ansa"
"yea sorry yo i was eatin' cookies"

by SlamYourGramma June 09, 2009

Cookie on quarantine

Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.

"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"

"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"

by l0v3xox October 28, 2022

wrath cookie

the opposite of a golden cookie

John: Ah man i got a wrath cookie
Cookie Clicker: Have a clot

by Chad_the_Great December 09, 2021

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 15, 2011

Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019

Cookie Girl

Just an average girl, who acts like she’s sweet, but is actually a bitch, and not in a good way, she’s two faced , and is just your average slut,

She tastes sweet until you see the truth

That cookie girl is up to it again, what a bitch.

by 5moreminutesMOM January 22, 2020

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 09, 2020