sam jones

someone who is super hot and sexy and cute at the same time

yo sam your super sam jones

by samsosexy June 6, 2025

Ely-Sam

Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!

Someone: Hi Ely-Sam !

Ely-Sam: sac a fiak call me ely !

by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021

sam purviance

Thickest and moistest boi in the whole nebula

Sam Purviance gives the moistest Zucc

by Daddy your Bruv May 29, 2018

Sam

Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.

Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.

by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020

Sam

Basic White Boy

Person 1: He's actually such a Sam

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

Sam Atko

Massive fuck boy who’s drowns in the putang. Must have at least 10 girls on the go at one time to be considered this sex god. May also be a gay best friend

“You’re such a Sam Atko, you’re drowning in the clunge”

by Oooooooooooooooooooooof June 1, 2018

sam

the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.

hi im sam , do you like coconuts ?

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021