Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!
by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024
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Ryan is seen attractive to few people but they become disappointed because he's always acting busy.
But he has a good sense of humor i guess but the fact that he drinks boba with no balls is just illegal
He also has a severe case of hair loss. He looks bald
Ryan is seen attractive to few people but they become disappointed because he's always acting busy.
But he has a good sense of humor i guess but the fact that he drinks boba with no balls is just illegal
He also has a severe case of hair loss. He looks bald
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"Uhhh- my mom said I can't."
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also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
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