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100 Word Rule 

The 100 Word Rule is a rule that can be applied to a person who talks too much. This rule allows them to only speak 100 words in a given time period. The 100 Word Rule can also be used on a person who constantly disagrees with everyone's point of view, where it would be used to limit the amount of arguing that person can do. The punishment for breaking the 100 Word Rule is 25 punches for every extra word over 100.
Rory: ...and that's why I disagree with your idea.
Mike: You have said 98 words. 2 more until you break the 100 Word Rule.
Rory: This rule really sucks.
Mike: Now you are two over the limit! I am going to enjoy all 50 of these punches.
100 Word Rule by the angler October 31, 2012
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If there is no shemale version of a female character, a shemale version will be created.
#1: No shemale she-hulk! Rule 76 lies!
#2 Rule 77.
Rule 77 by Demonfox-of-Eternity February 10, 2009

Platinum rule 

An expression that was used in How I Met Your Mother.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.

Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.

Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.
X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......
Platinum rule by Traitorcz May 4, 2008

Runescape 

sucks..just sucks..used to play it..now sucks..save yourself...DONT PLAY THIS GAME!!! here are sum reasons y

1.)Members..

Well if you are too addicted to this game, you'll spend money for shit..Almost EVERYTHING is for members! New skills-members, new areas-members, new quests-members, strong items-guess?
So dont waste your time or you'll end up wasting your money becoming a member! My friend became a member then he stoped playing 6 days after.

2.) Lagging

Extreme lagging.

3.) Visuals

omg...dont get me started about the graphics, they are so terrible you might have to zoom in 600x just to see your player's eye!! the designs are retarted!!! the sounds are hell..so is the music..

4.) conclusion
Well, just dont start playing this game if you want to live long, people who play runescape live from about birth to about 46 due to
-No fresh air
-Always on the computer
-etc.

Take advantatge of this warning! Stay safe from runescape and try Endless online! Or even better..WarRock!!
Human:Hey D00d wanna go play basketball?
Runescape addict: naw d00d im gonna play runescape its so gangsta im a lvl 77 and i have a Addy Scimitiar and i payed 563498753409853905389739857$!!!

Human:u suck.
Runescape by AjayRaz February 4, 2007

Runescape 

A totally crap game, played by arseholes who have nothing better to do. It involves running around killing fellow players and other creatures, like chickens for example. People who play this absolute shit game could be described as fucktards, and will often play for days on end before dying of hunger, exhaustion or have their eyes fried by the continual glow of their computer screens. It has spawned a whole family of new slang words, such as scimmy and wildy.
Nerd1: i was on runescape 12 hours yesterday, i killed 56 noobs with my rune scimmy.
Nerd2: i dont care, i got 6748400000 gp for selling my dragon platelegs.
Normal guy: shut the fuck up you spazzmoids.
Runescape by hello birdie June 22, 2006

Runescape 

An Internet Game Designed For 60 year old virgins in which nerds compete to have the highest Skill Level.
Guy: "Hey Man Do you play Runescape"

Nerd: "Yes. Its my favourite virtuality mediavalistic hyperinternet game. It Runs Galactictly Fast On My 256k Modem. Like On Star Treck"
Runescape by Nathan Jones March 19, 2007
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Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule
Ja Rule by Wise Man November 20, 2003