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Retard

my neighbor...
you still owe me my vacum TAYLOR!!!
TAYLOR IS A RETARD AND OWES ME MY VACUM!!!
by prince jesus the 3rd March 16, 2019
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Retard

A descriptive word to describe someone who has just committed an unintelligent act or said an unintelligent statement (formerly used to describe people with mental disabilities)
That retard, James wore skinny jeans in the snow.
by Scotty Dutch January 7, 2022
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Retard

A person, generally named Rob that has been so brain fucked my meth he’s lost too many brain cells and spells “cause” as “cuase”
Rob can’t spell, he’s a retard
by Jbacko June 30, 2022
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selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on
Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.
by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021
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retard

someone who spoiled endgame on the first night it came out
Amy: *spoils endgame*
What the fuck Amy you’re such a retard
by panicboi420 May 22, 2019
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Retarded

Retarded is a term used for people that are rather really stupid . Like abi she’s really fucking stupid . Word of advice don’t ever get someone’s name tatted especially someone names Dre
Abi: let me tattoo his name on my wrist

Taylor: abi your retarded
by Thethiccestgemini May 1, 2025
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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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