When you get paid on the Friday and making it rain left right and centre like a baller then wake up Saturday morning and check your bank account and realise you have rinsed EVERYTHING!!!
ahh man I over spent hard last night why on earth did we hire those Bitches... and buy all that coke... and... and... I don't know remember anything else... how the hell am I going to pay my rent... fill my car up... oh fuck this pay day hang over is killing me... im FUCKING RUINED!
by Gods OffSpring April 28, 2016
by Dr. Tourettes PHD May 01, 2015
After sex, when a woman is dressed and leaving, the pour-over is semen dripping from her pussy on/through her panties, and onto her pants, dress, or leg.
Shea was experiencing a pour-over moment when she slide into the Uber to go home after some great morning sex.
by El Diablo4eva April 01, 2024
Adjective. Pro-Wrestling slang derived from the term 'over', meaning that a wrestler and/or their persona or move is popular and illiciting a positive response from the audience. 'Over like Rover' means that the wrestler and their persona/move is extremely popular.
by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024
After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 09, 2024
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐
me: 😐😐😐
by man_in_the_window2013 July 07, 2022
by JohnODM April 28, 2013