Clown Mouth

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.
by AmeliorateTooLate February 13, 2024
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mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
by Argh Nargh August 16, 2011
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Douche Mouth

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.
I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.
by Hollywars March 02, 2012
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Pickle mouth demon

A ❌⚠️#pickleMouthDemon❌⚠️

That @GOP, @TheDemocrats, hype #pastors, talking #politicalheads, lying people, etc whereby television cameras, iPhone selfies, live mics, pats on the back, like on Twitter, etc., are just as addictive as the most powerful narcotics.

So they say & do anything

Why I called them #picklemouth #demons you ask?

They love vinegar! They drink in lies and they tell lies to the people!

Psalm 69:21

They put gall in my food and gave me vinegar for my thirst.
Candace Owens be acting like a pickle mouth demon on Fox News all the time.

Trump is a pickle mouth demon! He is lying and thirsty conservatives are drinking vinegar-like it is water!
by Lucky Duck Brawly May 17, 2021
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Mouth Manipulated

When pa gets Kai orally.
Damn! Pa really mouth manipulated Kai!
by MGD 1 December 09, 2023
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mouth banjo

When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance
“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life
by Hotdoghands October 28, 2021
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Zippy's Mouth

A vaginal opening that, on first look, seems slim and tidy - a second glance, however, reveals that it needs additional fastenings for it to remain closed.
Well I got my first glance at Sandra's nunny last night. I wish I'd kept it as a first glance, as the more i looked the more I realised it was a Zippy's Mouth. I could've done with a second pair of hands to close it back up.
by Krush15 January 31, 2022
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