Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

eshay eshay muffin

a cool person with dope vibes and good taste in music

person 1 : yo what do you think of that guy
person 2: yeah i recon hes an eshay eshay muffin

by eshay eshay muffin July 13, 2020

Muffin

There is no explanation for this one. It is what it is

Muffin has arrived

by Da muffin July 22, 2020

Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 25, 2020

sleaze muffin

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.

Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.

by Amylaura September 9, 2020

Muffin

The word you use when someone commits an action that is dumb or stupid to an excessive amount.

Russel is a muffin!

by JLew2025 September 14, 2020

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020