March 20th

National Athena Day: You can only Athena Flick all day

Yo today is March 20th

by Yesterday McSkeeter March 20, 2021

National risky text day on march 3rd

send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd

i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd

by national days of the dictionar March 3, 2023

13th Of March

It's @hheizou appreciation day! Happy birthday Rin!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok!

@Tastychilde: Hey, it's the 13th Of March! Let me go DM @hheizou!

by tastychilde June 5, 2022

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018

March 12th

2020, the day everything went or shit. Who knew Corona had the ability to shut down every sport and event in the country, oh but not public schools.

#1, “Hey, what time is our tournament Friday?”
#2, “Sorry man, Corona cancelled it along with the rest of the season”
#1, “What day is it?”
#2, “March 12th”

by Wartzanator March 13, 2020

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

march 6

national babysit with your girlfriend day!

hey! will you babysit with me?
yeah ofc it’s march 6th!!!

by lalapes March 5, 2021