Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.
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anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
Morning my little anus muffin!
by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016
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TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.
Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!
by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022
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Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins
by MrPotatoKopf April 05, 2024
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Sexy Little Muffin

SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in

1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.

2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.

3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.
She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin
by Nilrem January 28, 2016
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Slut muffin

Usually an insault in which a woman is being called a slut or a whore, but has recently been taken in a completly different direction by many youngsters of today, it is now commonly used as a synonim for good. Depending on the context is wether or not its an insault or a compliment.
For num. 1 "God, Jill's slept with every guy at this school but me, shes such a slut muffin."

For num. 2 "Woah, Rachel your looking pretty slut muffin today."
by Ratjar99 February 18, 2014
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slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.
A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?
by slickyickynicky4000 December 21, 2016
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